Polish Weddings are Fun

I know y’all are probably sick of hearing me go on and on about weddings this summer, but since I really have nothing else to talk about I guess you’re shit out of luck

As the title of this article states, Polish weddings are pretty cool. They really know how to throw a party. The highlight of the reception for me was probably the games (which took place well after midnight). It’s hard to describe, but the best game involved tying an apple to a string from the contestants’ belts, and having them gyrate their hips in order to knock a paper plate/bowl across a finish line about 10 feet away. I haven’t cracked up that bad in a long time.

Jackie whipped up a pretty good speech, as well as a powerpoint slideshow that left the entire bridal party in tears. She’s getting good a that. Anyways, congratulations to Anna and Martin… Who are two of the nicest people I’ve ever had the pleasure of knowing. One word of advice, though… If no-one will tell you what’s in the stew, it’s probably not worth finding out.