Ok, So This Is Weird

Picture me in the basement of my house… I’ve just finished putting my dirty unmentionables into the washing machine. The lone fluorescent light flickers. I trip on something rough… it rattles. Looking down, I see a medium sized burlap sack blocking half of the hallway. Hmmm… I wonder what’s inside? With a strange anticipation, mixed with more than just a little trepidation, I open the burlap sack.

Walnuts?!?

You’ve got to be friggin’ kidding me.