It’s Funny ‘Cause It’s True

The last time I talked to a goat, he like totally sounded exactly like this…

I’ve tried about enough of the grass around here to last me a while. I’m sick of this grass. This damned same grass day in and day out, I could just about… I take that back. This grass is okay. I’ll eat it. It’s pretty good. It’s great, actually. I mean, it’s okay. Could you grab me a handful of weeds from the ditch? Don’t bother shaking off the dirt! That’s a waste of time! Just bring it over as is. Wave that near my mouth and it’s going down the belly hatch. I am not joking. I’ll eat weeds. Just watch me. You give me a rotten apple, and I will eat that whole thing, seeds and all. Tear off a piece of bark for me, and it’s gone.